Lyrics

Yooper Woman (parody of Witchy Woman)

Stormy Kromer and orange vest, more determined than all the rest
Packs her gear up in the night. Hunting season opens at day light...

wooo hooo YOOPER woman, see the bullets fly!
woo hoo YOOPER woman she got the moose in her sights

She aims the shot gun, she holds it right dodging skeeters in twilight
nervous laughter from a nearby blind she drives those guys to madness
home with dinner by nine!

wooo hooo YOOPER woman, see the bullets fly!
woo hoo YOOPER woman she got the moose in her sights

Well I know she can be scary,
and her legs are probably hairy, but she can shoot a deer a mile away
And there's some rumors going round somebody from town
said she took down a 600 pound bear and made it a rug!

rewritten by Denise Haas aka Big D